Ask Beatrice

Well, Maria… I guess this colour is not suitable for me… *giggle*
Not without any reasons I’m called ‘The Golden Witch’.

*giggle* That’s it, you know your place, human~… Gentlemen like you are like endangered species nowadays…~
What my life would be if I had never met Battler? Hmm…
This is a hard question… but I guess that I would not be sad or despondent… I’d probably spend my whole time with Gaap and Teacher, playing around and frolicing. I’d probably find myself a new target for pranks and study magic…I’d probably try to find any new puzzles and mysteries to play with…
Who knows… *giggle*…
But, oh well… I guess that my life without Battler would be pretty… boring… No one like him in the whole universe is such a incompetent human…
He’s giving me lots of fun and, to be honest, I actually enjoy playing with him… Talking with him… Arguing with him…
*giggle*…
World without Battler, huh…?

“Heeey, Beato~! Here’s your sugar~!”
“Ah, yes… Thanks, Gaap…”
“What’s wrong, Beato? You seem a little moody today…”
“Ah, it’s nothing, Teacher. I just have a feeling that… I’m missing something…”

Something important…

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…………….Excuse me?………….

My favourite mythology, huh?… Let me think…
Hm… I guess it would be the Slavic mythology.
Slavic mythology is the mythological aspect of the polytheistic religion that was praised by the Slavs before Christianisation…
This, let’s call it like that, religion was praising different lesser gods… and also contained many strange, magical creatures… and guess what else…~
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Witches, my dear, wii-tchees~

In Slavic mythology witches were seen as a women with a knowledge about herbs, medicine and nature. They were respected and loved by everyone and people in villages always visited them for advices and help.
But also later witches, always connected with magic, were accused of enchantments and faggoted…
Burned-out alive…
Pretty terryfing, isn’t it~? *cackle*cackle*

Well, it’s not like the real witches would die just from a fire…~ *giggle*
Witches aren’t weak.
Witches are powerful.
They can help human beings, but, if they want to, they can kill them.
Easy, isn’t iiiit~?
But, oh my, I have to admit that this question gave me pretty nostalgic feelings… And memories of my childhood spent with Teacher on reading many books about magic, mythologies, myths and many more…
*cackle*cackle* These were pretty nice times…~

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Hmm…~? What did you say~? Pleeeeease, repeat this foolish questiooon~ Entertaaaain meee moooooooooreee~!
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Hoooh~?
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You are really making me choose one of them~?
Pfffft…. pfff..f…..f…….ahahahahahahahaha~!
That’s a pretty stupid question, since such a powerful witch like me can have anything I want~ *cackle* I may have any cookie, any pie, any wafer, any biscuit, any cake, any layer-cake, any millefeuile, any jelly, just anything I want to haaaave~ *cackle*

Let me show you, oh, you incompetent human, even something better…

I’m even capable of having two-in-one~!
Little, cute, Battler-shaped biscuit~!